- That the reason for your bags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading "Twilight"
- That you don't know all the lyrics to Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You..."
This got me thinking... there are a few others they forgot.
- That you would have no idea how to cook certain foods from SCRATCH... like spaghetti sauce (they grow in jars from Italy, right?) or cookies (they don't always come pre-sliced?)
- That you ate icecream for dinner... and convinced yourself that if you were craving it, clearly that means your body needed the "nutrients"
- When a new potential beau calls for the first time, you tell him you're just leaving the gym after an intense workout...
- That "The Hills" is on your DVR schedule
- That you still have feelings for an ex-boyfriend or ex-fling...
- That you'd rather lose your mind than your phone
- That you took all your Christmas decorations down the day after Christmas... and by Christmas, I mean Valentine's Day
- That you think a character on teen dramas like Gossip Girl or 90210 is hot... and then realize you're in your mid-20s... and not a teenager...
- That you read your horoscope everyday and think... that is SO true
- That you went straight home after the bar instead of taking a detour into La Bamba and eating a burrito as big as you head
- That you've actually enjoyed yourself at Duffy's
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